hellahobrien:

Prompt: superheroes AU (but not really)

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"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?" Stiles yells, enraged. "I DON’T KNOW WHY WE’RE FRIENDS."

It’s the bane of their friendship, an everlasting feud that might never be resolved. Stiles loves Scott like a brother, but this is the one thing they’ll never agree on.

Scott is shaking his head. “Sorry, but no,” he says, shrugging his shoulders apologetically “Batman would kick Iron Man’s ass in a minute, come on.”

Stiles shakes his head vigorously. “You can’t possibly mean that. The only reason Batman isn’t already dead is because none of his enemies actually have the brains to put him out of commission.”

"Please," Scott says, "DC has characters that have powers close to gods.”

"Ha," Stiles exclaims, "Marvel actually has a god." Scott frowns. Stiles looks smug. For once, he’s totally winning this discussion, suck on that, Scott McCall!

"I still think Superman could beat Thor," Scott finally says. "He can’t die, remember?"

Stiles is juist about to retort when another voice cuts in, “Unless Thor could get his hands on kryptonite, of course.”

They both turn around. Standing in front of them is the most gorgeous man Stiles has ever laid his eyes on. He’s slightly aware of the fact that his mouth is hanging open, but it’s proving hard to close it. Beside him, Scott is frowning. Of course he doesn’t appreciate the fine specimen of man standing in front of them.

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timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage